Facts

If people really loved cute things they'd leave their babies alone with animals more often. And not just dogs and cats. If you coo at pictures of lions yawning picture your baby in it's mouth, if you still think it's adorable have the balls to make it happen.

Proclaiming that you do not find Family Guy funny is the same as proclaiming you are pretentious and boring.(Update, I don't think it's funny anymore.)

Nobody cares about other peoples cats.

If Johnny has 5 apples and loses 2 he still has more apples than he needs. He's also irresponsible for losing apples.

"Into the Wild" was nothing more than a poor man's "Jeremiah Johnson"

Sexism is not saying you like women that can cook it's the difference between breast cancer awareness and prostate cancer awareness.

Black people are funnier than white people.

Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor are the Stockton to Malone of Comedy.

Dane Cook is not funny. Neither is Carlos Mencia.

WWE/WWF was great, is great, and will be great forever.

Even if I stopped swearing, cut my hair, and stopped telling crass jokes people would still be convinced that I've done drugs.

If everyone stopped sippin that haterade Hooty and the Blowfish would make a huge comeback.

In every movie there's at least one scene that makes every guy mutter "Stupid bitch." under their breath. I don't know if female actors suck at their lines or the lines suck for female actors but I hate it.

Everybody can sing the first verse to Sugar Ray's "Every Morning" verbatim.

There's a little voice in the back of everybody's head that screams bloody murder anytime they drink a mocktail or watch CSI.

Jordan pushed Russell.